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Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Bluebirds Fly

Name:
Luther
Birthdate:
30 June
Location:
I enjoy sleeping in the buff covered only by my poster-sized photo of my dearest and most beloved friend ms_pooka.

My other best friend is Wilma. Wilma enjoys calling my home early in the morning every weekend or simply showing up in my bedroom as I slumber in the nude covered only by my poster-sized photo of my dearest and most beloved friend ms_pooka. Wilma goes to church and brings me back baked treats. Wilma insists on putting away my decorative scissors and stapler. Wilma closes my garage door for me every time it is open. Wilma enjoys watching me swim in my pool when I'm skinny dipping or when I'm prancing about my yard in my boxers. Wilma rings my doorbell twenty times in a row in case I do not hear it the first nineteen times.

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