October 14th, 2003
|07:52 am - Grover - The Blue Streak...|
Beth, you better start running...
Oh, yes, one who loves wee men...
If I was not busy planning a sojourn to bludgeon my mommie dearest in the fall foliage of the northeast and needed your assistance in route to the DFW aeropuerto, then I would be in Deep Ellum NOW...
If I was not stressed about being late to work to do the many things that hold no interest for me but pay me handsomely, on a day when I am overloaded with meaningless tasks, after a string of endless days of overloaded days of meaningless tasks......
Oh, just in case you think that I am suggesting I am urging you to run to the Whole Foods for some soy milk...I'm not...
I love Beth, indeed.
October 13th, 2003
|10:37 pm - Rabbit Habit|
I just got back from eating dinner with some of my friends. One of them has a rabbit. When she was leaving, she said: "Well, I have to get back to my fast-fucking rabbit."
I laughed and I laughed so hard! And then I cried a little bit, because like I always say: "Animals don't have sex! The babies just magically appear!" It was so gross thinking of the fast-fucking rabbits.
October 11th, 2003
|01:53 pm - I Love Eating Cheese Sandwiches!|
I was talking to my friend the other evening about smegma. Now everytime I hear the word "cheese", I think of smegma cheese.
Like this commercial that was just on for fast food. They said "You're going to have some serious Cheese decisions."
Current Mood: giggly
October 4th, 2003
|10:25 pm - Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall...All you have to do is call!|
Who will be my new friend please?
I love to have new friends!
Current Mood: optimistic
October 2nd, 2003
|02:04 pm - Hehhhh-LUH-oooooohw|
At work this morning, I let one of my co-workers paint my toenails in revlon's "passion pink". I am so so glad that I am wearing flip flops today so that I can show them off. I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!